How do you eat your oreos?

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Post 1 by Lieutenant Commander La Forge (01) on Saturday, 19-Jan-2008 19:54:41

Ok people so many of us love these cookies. Now I love the original and the double stuffed. When I am eating them, I take one and dip it in my milk until it is wet through, and then I eat the cookie drenched in milk. My darling friend tremaine breaks her oreos up in the milk. I find that ill! Now how do you all eat them?
I can't wait to read the man responses that will come in her.

Post 2 by changedheart421 (I've now got the bronze prolific poster award! now going for the silver award!) on Saturday, 19-Jan-2008 19:55:56

I take the top off eat it then eat the bottom separate

Post 3 by BB (move over school!) on Saturday, 19-Jan-2008 23:18:45

I split the 2 cookies, lick out the cream. Then eat the cookies with milk.

Post 4 by Texas Shawn (The cute, cuddley, little furr ball) on Saturday, 19-Jan-2008 23:47:26

hell, I just eat them!

Post 5 by ToxsicAries (The Unholy speaks.) on Sunday, 20-Jan-2008 1:28:15

I open the bag, reach in, take one out, take a bite then another, then another, til it is all gone. Then I repeat the steps for each oreo.

Post 6 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Sunday, 20-Jan-2008 5:58:20

Must admit I was misguided by the topic title, but, it's an interesting subject. I'll look elsewhere for porn.

Mostly I take a bite of cookie take a swallow of good cold milk and let the two merge gloriously in my mouth. Maybe there is a potential for porn here after all.

Good topic, thanks.

Bob

Post 7 by Thom3of5 (Do the Doo.) on Sunday, 20-Jan-2008 7:58:37

Aaron, you've been waiting for my response, haven't you?

I take the cookie apart. Then, using my talented tongue, I lick, and suck all of the gooey whiteness off of the dark, chocolate goodness. mmmmm, did you like that Aaron? grin.Imagining my tongue?
lol That should keep him from posting such a question for a while.
grins

Post 8 by Albanac (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Sunday, 20-Jan-2008 8:48:20

roflmao! brilliant question, and equally as brilliant responses. Agreed with bill. Although I'm cruel, I use my teeth to scrape out the cream, grin

Post 9 by frequency (the music man) on Sunday, 20-Jan-2008 11:39:16

If they're not covered in fudge, or mint fudge, I'll dip them in milk until they're completely saturated. Then I put the whole thing in my mouth and suck until the milk's gone. Then I eat it. Either that or I break them up in the milk, just eat them whole or take them apart. It varies.

If they are covered in a minty or regular fudge, I'll scrape that off with my teeth and eat them, or eat them whole.

Post 10 by purple penguin (Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do.) on Sunday, 20-Jan-2008 12:27:36

Let's see...I open the bag, and take one out and eat it.

Post 11 by YankeeFanForLife! (Picapiedra: king of the boards!) on Sunday, 20-Jan-2008 15:03:05

Na me just take them apart, and eat the cream and then the tops.

Post 12 by Emerald-Hourglass (Account disabled) on Sunday, 20-Jan-2008 15:26:24

i iether dip the whole thing in milk or break them in two and lick the cream off and eat the other with milk, or eat them both separate with milk.

Post 13 by Squeak (rythmic banging expert!!!) on Sunday, 20-Jan-2008 18:28:21

wow, interesting, so many ways some of these posts can be taken, oreos? well I jsut eat them, lol

Post 14 by Albanac (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Sunday, 20-Jan-2008 18:42:51

lol brandi, finally get yoru name right. but anyway. i think they were meant to be taken like that

Post 15 by Caitlin (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Sunday, 20-Jan-2008 18:57:56

Lmao I love this topic!
I eat them lots of ways: just straight out of the bag, dipping them fully in milk, scraping off the cream with my teeth, splitting them in half and sucking on them half by half...lots of ways.

Post 16 by Emerald-Hourglass (Account disabled) on Sunday, 20-Jan-2008 20:13:25

mmm i wish i had oreos now lol

Post 17 by DancingAfterDark (I just keep on posting!) on Sunday, 20-Jan-2008 22:05:56

I either dip them in milk until they're saturated and then eat them that way, or break them apart, scrape off the cream, and then eat the two halves. And this topic reminds me of Maria's 'do you screw your Oreos' question. Lol.

Post 18 by SingerOfSongs (Heresy and apostasy is how progress is made.) on Monday, 21-Jan-2008 8:58:17

Take off the top, eat the filling, eat the top, then the cleaned bottom part. Not sure why I do it this way, but I've done so since I was little.

Post 19 by bozmagic (The rottie's your best friend if you want him/her to be, lol.) on Monday, 21-Jan-2008 11:59:03

I suppose the equivalent to your Oreo cookies in the USA, would be our Gypsy creams. They're basically two really scrummy chocolate biscuits/cookies with this sugary chocolate cream in the middle so they're quite thick. I love dunking those in a hot drink, coffee, chocolate or PG tipps tea or even a nice cold glass of coke on a sunny day, lollol.

Jen.

Post 20 by little_wolf (Generic Zoner) on Monday, 21-Jan-2008 12:02:28

I love the double stuffed ones. I just eat them with a glass of milk. Some times i drink a glass of chocolate milk withem because i love chocolate.

Post 21 by Lieutenant Commander La Forge (01) on Monday, 21-Jan-2008 23:55:09

hello there gang. I love what i have read here. bobby, I guess this could be porn in a way, grin. but Thom, baby, I'd love to eat your cream. Just bring it on my good man. I am waiting. Keep em coming people. get it, cumming!

Post 22 by Dave_H (the boringest guy you'll ever know) on Tuesday, 22-Jan-2008 0:00:43

I just stuff them in, one at a time, chew until swallowable, then swallow.

Post 23 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Tuesday, 22-Jan-2008 14:25:50

Like some people have posted, I take the top off, eat that part, get as much of the cream off the other part as possible, and then finish them off, but it's been quite a while since I've eaten oreos. I prefer the mini orios over the larger ones, for some strange reason.

Post 24 by JonasBrothersFan4ever (All American Girl ) on Saturday, 23-Feb-2008 19:21:55

I love oreo's! I eat them with milk by dipping them in or i eat them plain. I love the mint ones.

Post 25 by Miss Gorgeous (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Thursday, 28-Feb-2008 14:47:09

I love cookies chocolate chip or any other type oreo is good too, but like what the other poster said I just grab the box and give me five minutes. I just eat them. One coreo cookie and then chew and then get another one. One cookie per chew and then until I finish the whole thing. lol, thank God I don't gain weight.

Post 26 by Siriusly Severus (The ESTJ 1w9 3w4 6w7 The Taskmaste) on Wednesday, 03-Jun-2009 6:42:26

*giggles* Yeah, I just eat them, no ceremony for my cookies before execution

Post 27 by Daenerys Targaryen (Enjoying Life) on Wednesday, 03-Jun-2009 8:02:08

I just take one out of the bag and eat it, then take another and another... They are yummy. LOL

Post 28 by south park fan (the Zone BBS remains forever my home page) on Wednesday, 03-Jun-2009 17:59:51

I just eat them as they are. I don't like to put them in milk.

Post 29 by SunshineAndRain (I'm happily married, a mom of two and a fulltime college student.) on Wednesday, 03-Jun-2009 18:18:35

Here's some porn:
I lovingly caress the cookie's hard surface with my fingers. Then I pry its vulnerable halves apart with lust and hunger. I take the top half and dunk it in nice cold milk, then eat it slowly savoring the creamy center and flavorful outer surface. I repeat with thesecond half, this time moaning and shaking with delight and fervor; I've got the whole package if I want it...

Post 30 by singingsensation (I just keep on posting!) on Saturday, 20-Feb-2010 20:35:58

I either just eat them, or I take them apart and lick the cream off, then eat the cookies or I dunk them in milk. So good! *drools*!

Post 31 by SexySquirrel (I can't call it a day til I enter the zone BBS) on Saturday, 27-Feb-2010 20:52:56

I like pulling them apart and licking the filling out and then the cookie, or I also like dipping the cookie in to my cup of coffee.

Post 32 by Twinklestar09 (I've now got the bronze prolific poster award! now going for the silver award!) on Saturday, 27-Feb-2010 21:53:39

I like either leaving the cookie whole, or splitting it and eating off the cream or leaving it on. I know how else can you eat it right? *smile* Anyway, either way, I dip the cookie into the milk long enough for the milk to soak in but not long enough for it to fall apart, and I just eat it.

Post 33 by singingsensation (I just keep on posting!) on Saturday, 06-Mar-2010 21:43:02

Dipping it in coffee? Sounds good - will have to try that the next time I get Oreos and whenever I can get to a Starbucks! *drools*!!

Post 34 by The Elemental Dragon (queen of dragons) on Monday, 08-Mar-2010 9:38:29

I am wondering how this topic is kind of perverted... but to answer,

oreo plus glass of milk plus dunking equals yum

in short pick up cookie and dunk it in milk.

Post 35 by Rain Drop (Generic Zoner) on Tuesday, 09-Mar-2010 6:04:17

well I am simple I dunk my great oreo in milk until it is soft and then eat it. Nothing grand there.

Post 36 by singingsensation (I just keep on posting!) on Sunday, 14-Mar-2010 22:00:51

LOL I can see why you say it's perverted heh! Rofllmao!

Post 37 by tear drop (No longer looking for a prince, merely a pauper with potential!!!!!) on Monday, 05-Jul-2010 16:37:46

mmmmm want some oreos now!! :)
The only ones I'll eat are the double stuffed, or the fudge covered.